I'm a simple kind of guy. I like to drink good beer, watch good movies and make good money. You probably should never take me very seriously because I sure don't. I'm kind of a lot to handle but I'm working on that. I love food and Harry Potter more than almost anything.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
NEW MUSIC: Drake - “Make Me Proud” feat. Nicki Minaj
Red Velvet Donut
Breaking Arrested Development News of the Day: Arrested Development creator Mitchell Hurwitz, at the New Yorker Festival cast reunion, just announced plans to bring back the critically acclaimed TV series for one more season…
Err… Just to clarify (I…
every. single. one.
lmfao
ALWAYS
MY LIFE
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Ben & Jerry’s Schweddy Balls is real. This is not a drill.
“Vanilla Ice Cream with a Hint of Rum & Loaded with Fudge Cover Rum and Malt Balls”
Update: To those of you saying they’re not:
There’s a stranger in my bed
There’s a pounding in my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ’s passed out in the yard
Barbies on the barbeque
Is this a hickey or a bruise?compared to…
You gotta…
The Hunger Games viral has moved along to the next phase by the way. You can register with Facebook or Twitter and they’ll put you into a District. I got District 10, primary export: Livestock.
Pottermore, much?
Excuse me, why have I not been drinking this since the second I turned 21?